Hanging by a Thread

Transporting the Cart (continued)
Day Nine

Session Twelve

After getting up in the morning and starting off on their journey again the party lapses into an awkward silence until Dagon messages Yudani, “So how’d you do it?”


“I saw the way Jostin looked at you.”

“I’d rather he was not looking at me. Maybe you have to kill something really cool.”

Dagon ends the message suddenly, going back to silently brooding.

Jostin questions what is wrong with Stella since she only meows, but the party has no idea. Lloyd realizes he has tongues and wonders if he can use it to communicate with her.

“Wow, you guys are great comrades…” Jostin mutters.

Lloyd uses tongues but barely manages to communicate with her at all, she tells them her name then decides to take a nap in the cart.

The party then attempts to think of a party name, putting Jostin on the spot and then complaining when he can’t come up with something.

When they make camp Yudani goes into the woods alone to contact Tritereon. After what seems an eternity he shows up and decides he would be willing to help Kashag because he has been able to resist becoming evil. With that taken care of she rejoins the party, coming back into a super awkward situation.

Session Thirteen

The next day the party encounters two giants and after a near death experience Jostin kisses Dagon. Encouraged by Dagon’s behavior up to this point he is convinced Dagon is interested.

“Yeah, I’m not gay. That did nothing for me, also you’re like a six. I was just testing the waters.”

“Oh my god! I helped you!” Yudani yells.

“That thing we had with that lady in the town was infinitely better than this.” Jostin shoves Dagon away, “Haha Jostin, just a playful bout.”

Jostin goes into the woods, “What is wrong with you?” Yudani turns on Dagon.

“You helped me figure out that I’m not gay.”

Yudani, disturbed by Dagon’s behavior, follows Jostin. Finding him on the ground sobbing.

“I am so so sorry buddy.”

“You guys are all fucked up.”

“I thought he was being genuine. Don’t worry, next time he takes damage I’m not going to heal him.”


“Yeah, yeah buddy.”

Jostin brushes himself off, “These people are not ever going to be good, they’re all awful, except maybe that bird guy. Lloyd is just soooooo annoying. I think he might be a good person but he’s so annoying. That dragon is evil and needs to die… He’s just so awful.”

Lloyd convinces Jostin that there is someone out there for him, easing the depression that Jostin was obviously sinking into.

“Hey, at least you’ll end up finding someone, my wife is eternally trapped.” Kashag encourages.

“My husband is crazy.” Shorty blurts out then seems to regret her decision.

“But does your husband love you?” Shorty awkwardly avoids the question, “Okay, I’ll take first watch.”

Kashag tries to keep encouraging Jostin to not get depressed over Dagon. The party goes to sleep, just as they fall into a deep sleep, poison arrows fly toward the party. One sinking into Dagon causing him to be immobile.

Four Drow appear from the trees knocking Lessilar prone, taking out almost half the party before they manage to dispatch three of them. One of the drow throws down his weapon and presents a sheet of parchment showing a well-drawn picture of Shorty and a bounty on her head to be captured alive.

They restrain the drow and then turn on Shorty, questioning her about who would send these mercenaries after them. She admits that Victor, her husband, probably did. They accuse her of endangering everyone. While this happens Stella jumps onto the drow and tears out his throat, seemingly without warning.

The lack of trust in her frustrates Shorty and she takes off the bandana she kept on her forehead, revealing a third eye. She looks all around with it, proclaiming that now Victor knows who they are and where. Jostin decides Shorty isn’t being honest enough and is a danger to the party so he ties her up.

Shorty admits that Victor did something to her third eye and uses it to look through, which is why she keeps it covered. Kashag investigates it and decides it can be dispelled. Yudani asks Shorty if she wants the eye gone or just to lift the curse to keep Victor from looking through it. Shorty grudgingly agrees and Yudani successfully removes the spell. After a talk about trust and helping each other Dagon unties Shorty, but the damage has already been done.

Dagon reads Stella’s thoughts about Victor, finding that she wants him dead, there is some deep betrayal that happened between them that she wants revenge for.

Once everyone has calmed down they sleep for the night.

Transporting the Cart
Day Eight

Session Eleven (continued)

Yudani is still muttering about how Lloyd is terrible at keeping watch. Lloyd confronts Kashag, “Did you notice a dark cloud?”

“No I was asleep.”

“See, it’s fine. All clouds are dark at night.”

Yudani gives up on the argument and they continue toward Bargewright the giant head in tow.

Lloyd attempts to tell the story of how they killed the giants managing to create the most boring story about killing giants Nalaskur has ever heard.

Nalaskur gives them gold for clearing out the giants and for the head of the giant. They are introduced to Jostin and Lisserlar, the drivers of the cart, and start out on their way. Dagon investigates the cart, finding that it is full of crates. Stella climbs onto the cart between the two men while the rest of the party ride on their respective mounts. Everyone seems to notice how beautiful Jostin is at once and Dagon messages Jostin Hey what’s your name?

Jostin, I already told you guys that.

Sorry I didn’t catch it. I was too busy… Alright I’ll talk to you later.

Kashag flies down and lands on the back of Yudani’s horse, “You’re a religious person, right? You talk to your gods, do they talk to you?”

“Now and then. Mostly visions. I haven’t tried to talk to him. Why?”

“There’s, uh, Lloyd saw the black mist last night, I don’t want to get into it too much. But there is an evil god that talks to me and I was curious if you always listen to your god.”

“I suppose it’s less that I listen and more that our interests align. He provides me with people that need to be dealt with and I mete out justice. Usually I am all too willing, but I can say no.”

“I don’t know if I can.”

Yudani contacts Ulim Did you sense any evil last night?

There was so much evil, like a dark cloud of evil. Yudani turns and glares at Lloyd, It seemed like a very powerful evil.

“Are you forced? Does she have something on you?”

“She has my wife.”

“What exactly has she been asking you?”

“She asked me to kill the giant, which we did. I tell you this because you’re the only one of these crazy people I think I can trust. I’m in between on my feelings of the Lord’s Alliance but she wants me to kill them.”

“Do you know why she’s forcing you to do these things?”

“I don’t know. I don’t see an end to it.”

“I suppose I could try to contact my patron.”

“I might need your help, someone’s help. At first she said that if I kill for her she would free my wife. At this point I don’t see that happening.”

“I’ll see if I can contact my God, if she comes back maybe I could hit her with the mace… But if she is a God I don’t… At the very least we could banish her, but as for your wife. If we knew where she was keeping your wife.”

“Thanks buddy.”

“Ulim said he was sensing mad evil so I’m willing to help.”

Kashag flies off the horse.

Dagon moves his horse forward and hops onto Yudani’s horse for some reason, “You seem to have a lot of experience with people of the same sex.”


“Jostin is the most attractive human I’ve ever seen. We have six days on this trip, a lot can happen in six days.”

“I mean… I guess the first thing you have to do is find out if…”

“He’s gay?”

“That’s probably the first thing. But also that he’s into dragonborn.”

“I might have a spell for that… What’s your opinion on suggesting people into being gay?”

“It’s not right man.”

“Alright.” Dagon jumps back onto his horse and trails extremely far behind the group.

Yudani yells out, “Anyone else want to hop onto my horse?!”

Shorty waves at him. Yudani begrudgingly wonders why she has become the councilor of the group.

Shorty notices movement in the trees and Lloyd tries to convince the unknown enemies that they left a crate of gold a mile back. As convincing as he is, six tribal warriors block their path. Yudani notices a mildly beautiful woman on the end. She is convinced they must leave that one alive but a fireball from Kashag prevents that from happening. Four others attempt to flank them but their comrades are already dead, the party makes quick and easy work of them.

They move on from the lackluster battle feeling pleased in their ability to decimate their foes.

“You did really well. Unusually well.” Lloyd calls out to Jostin and Lessilar.

“I wish I could say the same for you.” Lessilar responds tartly.

“Thanks!” Lloyd replies seeming not to hear what was said.

Dagon messages Yudani, “I saw Jostin looking at you. You better watch out.”

Yudani shouts back, “I’m not interested!”

“Not interested in what?” Lloyd asks.

“That tree over there.” Yudani yells, “I was talking to the mace!”

You weren’t talking to me…

They travel through the rest of the day with no further occurrences and make camp. “Those guards were really good, it seems like they don’t need us.”

Kashag sits next to Jostin and Lessilar and watches the awkward conversation happening, “I hit a guy but no one saw…” Dagon mutters.

Dagon manages to perform his statements so well that no one suspects him of being gay, even Yudani questions her knowledge of his gayness.

“You don’t necessarily need to waste money on us. You guys could probably handle it on your own next time.”

“Nalaskur wanted us to have more guards, if it was up to me you wouldn’t be here.” Lessilar snaps.

Yudani silently eats her soup avoiding the drama. Dagon wrestles with his own insecurities on whether he should approach Jostin or not. “That was impressive when you took out two men with that mace.” Jostin calls out.

“I did stuff too. No one saw though…” Lloyd whispers but no one pays attention to him.

“Thank you.” Yudani attempts to keep talking but Dagon interrupts.

“You should have seen my battle behind the cart, real impressive.”

“Did your boss say why you needed more guards?” Lloyd asks.

“We’re transporting ale.” Jostin responds.

Not trusting him Dagon analyzes his behavior but believes completely that there is only ale in the cart. Jostin cleans his weapon and Dagon uses his mage hand to pinch Jostin’s butt. He turns and looks for what touched him, but seeing nothing he continues cleaning his weapon.

“How long have you all been traveling together?”

“A couple days.” The group responds.

“Too long.” Yudani and Kashag echo.

“You should try getting along better.”

“This is my best friend.” He drapes his arm over Shorty, then motions to Lloyd, “We had a moment in a hotel.”

“You two would make a great couple.” Kashag laughs so hard he spits soup.

Lloyd and Dagon respond, “No, no. Not him. No, no, no.”

Dagon messages Lloyd. See how he went straight to gay, he’s probably gay. I’m very confused Lloyd. All of my people are dead.

Yudani sensing the tension of the brewing drama stands and moves away from the group. The party takes a moment to try to decide how to communicate with Stella but then Jostin gets up and moves toward Yudani causing Dagon to fill with anger but then he goes toward the cart and secures the ale.

“I’ll take the first watch, if anyone wants to join me.” Jostin calls out.

“Lloyd will take the second watch!” Lloyd cries out excitedly.



“As long as you don’t talk so much.”

“I can’t make any promises!”

“Go to bed.”

“I’ll take the second watch.” Dagon whispers.

At the end of his watch Jostin wakes up Dagon. He barely manages to contain his emotions. Hyperventilating as Jostin settles into his bedroll.

Grudd Haug (continued)
Day Seven (continued)

Session Ten

The party took a few moments to gather themselves back together before having a discussion about who gathered what from the enemies. Having a discussion about the gavel that no one is able to use. Kashag casts invisibility on himself and ascends the ladder to investigate the area. The rest of the party goes to investigate the area around them Lloyd finds a crate with a half-eaten corpse of an orc along with some treasure. Lloyd insists on gambling to distribute the treasure, Dagon is the only one that even attempts to gamble. Lloyd, in his infinite generosity, shares with the team (except Kashag).

Kashag finds himself in a bloodied room with torches on the walls and chains hanging from the ceiling. Kashag spends a moment looking for a door, only to realize there is no door and feels embarrassed for not noticing then remembers he is invisible so no one could have noticed. Peeking around the corner he sees a room that resembles a kitchen filled with mud, dirty pots and leftover food crawling with maggots. In the center of the room there is a crackling fire in a dome-shaped fireplace. Six goblins are tying a halfling to a spit in front of the fireplace. Kashag notices two hill giants in a separate room across the way. He tells Shorty there are goblins tying someone up that looks like her.

The team tries to come up with a plan of action but as they are talking they hear muffled screaming, knowing that they are putting the halfling in the fire. Dagon manages to put out a patch of fire directly underneath the halfling. Shorty rushes out to help the halfling but she manages to drop all of her arrows in the process. Kashag creates an image of a giant and Dagon throws his voice to it, “Hello goblins. You need to go to the other room. Take him out of the oven I need to ask him something, it’s important.”

Managing to sound imposing, somehow, the goblins leave the room at his command. Lloyd, wanting to be helpful uses his decanter of endless water to put out the fire. Then he proceeds to talk about how impressive he is, “Lloyd Hoymayven put out the fire.”

“Could you untie me please?” The halfling asks, Shorty proceeds to untie him but then Lloyd tries to weasel his way in, “Lloyd Hoymayven!”

Kashag approaches and waves his hand making the man’s clothes clean, then he extends a dagger to him, “Can you fight?”

“I’m not fighting! They were going to eat me! I’m a shepherd, I want to go home.” He pauses for a moment, “Actually, you know, they have sheep here, I want sheep.”

“Oh yeah, they’re downstairs.” Lloyd cries enthusiastically, causing everyone to go silent and glance at him. “Those are pigs…”

“If you put a bunch of wool on them, they could be sheep I guess.” Yudani responds laughing at Lloyd.

“I know where the sheep are.” Before anyone can respond, “My name is Rodrick Hiltopple.”

“Lloyd Hoymayven!!”

“So we saved you from being roasted alive and the first thing you ask us is give me sheep?” Yudani responds.

“They ate all my sheep! What am I supposed to do? Go home and I don’t have any money because I can’t shear my sheep. I don’t have a life! You may as well have let them eat me.” Rodrick cries out.

“At least you’re not dead.” Dagon mutters.

“Yeah, you’re not dead. If we get the sheep without killing them they will come and take your sheep again, you see how this is a circle?”

“I’m just going to get some sheep.” Rodrick shoves through the group but Shorty stabs him in the leg. Shorty miscalculates her power and hits a main artery causing him to bleed out surprisingly fast. Rodrick collapses and Dagon tells Yudani to save him. She hesitates, “You want me to waste a revive on him?”

“No, no do your other thing.”

“He’s dead.”

“We don’t know that yet! Just stabilize him.” Yudani grudgingly leaps into action pressing her hand to his chest stabilizing him.

There is so much blood everywhere. Dagon moves forward, “Hey there. Sorry about my friend and your minor embrace with death. So what are you doing here?”

“They took him. He already told us that.” Yudani mutters.

“They only tried to kill him, we actually did.” Lloyd responds.

“We’re going to tie you up and gag you and leave you here for now.” Dagon says calmly.

“Why!?” Rodrick, too frightened to fight these murderous beasts, cries out.

“It’s okay. It’s better this way.” Dagon soothes.

“Listen, friend” Yudani says trying to calm him.

“Friend!?” Rodrick snaps.

“Look I just saved you.”

“She killed me! I died! I was dead!”

“Bad Shorty.” Dagon admonishes, feeling as if that was good enough.

“You all are as bad as the giants.” Lloyd uses his decanter to spray Shorty for her bad behavior.

“I’m just going to kill him again.”

“If we help you get these sheep…”

The conversation is interrupted by the goblins coming back out from behind the curtain separating the two rooms, Dagon switches back to his giant voice and demands they leave “What are you guys doing back here, I’m not done asking my questions. Don’t come back until I tell you.” Everyone except one darts out of the room, “What are you doing here, I told you to leave.”

“I’m the water master, you don’t tell me to leave my place!”

“I’m the water master! Geyser!” Lloyd pulls out his decanter of endless water and a huge gush of water hits the goblin in the chest but just flows down his chest doing nothing.

“I’m the water master! Get out of my kitchen.”

Dagon readies his bow and fires an arrow missing the goblin completely sinking it into the thick curtain. Seeing the arrow the goblins come rushing back in, Dagon, trying to fix his mistake, “What did I tell you? Get out of here.”

“Don’t listen to him. I’m the water master!”

Stella darts forward, landing a powerful slash across a the water master killing him in one blow, there is such power behind the blow she sinks her hand into his chest ripping out his beating heart.

“I’m the water master…” He cries as he falls into his own blood.

Stella turns to another goblin tearing into his throat leaving him to bleed out as she turns to her next victim. She slashes into his throat until his head flops off his body.

Lloyd watches as this happens then decides he is going to try to charm the group, “I want you to just start fuckin’ right now.”

Somehow, all but two of the goblins manage to resist. One goblin starts vigorously fucking a second one, while the rest look on in horror.

Shorty fires an arrow without looking and manages to kill a goblin.

Dagon sees the horror that Lloyd made happen, he takes out an arrow and shoots the goblin on top managing to hit the goblin in the throat causing the blood to spill into the female hobgoblins mouth and she chokes to death on his blood.

Dagon completely sickened by the event turns and vomits.

A goblin rushes forward and slashes Lloyd, barely scratching him.

A second goblin tries to run forward but falls on his face in his fear of what Lloyd just made his comrades do to each other.

Kashag throws out two firebolts, managing to decimate the two remaining goblins.

“I didn’t really see what happened. Why were those two having sex?” Dagon asks wiping his mouth.

“I tried to start a goblin orgy, it didn’t work, it was just two of them.”

“You’re into that? Ugh.”

Kashag approaches Rodrick, “Just get out of here. There’s some problems here, I imagine you can see that.”

Stella drops the heart on him before Kashag unties him, thoroughly traumatizing him.

One giant lumbers into the doorway with four wolves, Dagon thinking fast tries to talk with him, “We’re evacuating the area because there are dragons.”

But the giant’s throat is scarred badly, looking as if he cannot speak. Dagon pulls out a monocle to see if he can spot a nametag on the giant, but he doesn’t seem to have one. Fearing this is Hruk the team attacks anyways.

The giant swings his club hitting Dagon hard, but he manages to hold his ground.

One of the wolves manages to latch onto Shorty digging into her arm, but she dodges it enough to avoid the brunt of his attack. Shorty flies away from the wolf, seeing an opportunity it digs its teeth into her leg as she moves away, she pulls out her bow but only manages to sink an arrow into the wall.

Kashag attacks three of the wolves with a scorching ray then turns and polymorphs the giant into a turtle, managing to take out the biggest threat off the battlefield. Dagon sees this and wants to put him into the bag of holding, even knowing that if he forgets about the turtle he will rip the bag. An argument ensues about how bad of an idea it is to put the turtle in the bag. Dagon continues to mutter about putting the turtle in the bag as Kashag takes off, flying close to the ceiling.

Stella rushes out to kill the boar that Shorty sent out. Managing to tear out it’s throat, her killer instinct (insane cat desires) overriding the danger of the battle.

Yudani can sense, through the mace, that the giant is still evil in its turtle form. She resists the urge to attack the turtle and tries to hit a wolf, but in her distraction she misses.

Dagon puts the turtle in the bag.

Lloyd fires out two eldritch blasts at the wolves but he miscalculates the force of his attack and knocks himself over, glimpsing the hobgoblin and goblin he forced into sex as he falls.

Two wolves lunge at Yudani, one missing completely, the other barely sinking its teeth into a weak point in her armor. She points her finger at the wolf engulfing it in hellish flames burning it to ash.

Shorty sends out a badger that nuzzles up to a wolf instead of attacking. She debates whether to keep flying or fight the enemies… She wonders if she can put the boots on the badger but convinces herself that is a ridiculous idea. She grudgingly flies down and attacks a wolf with her dagger.

Killing the rest of the wolves the group moves behind the curtain to regroup before heading into what seems to be the largest chamber of enemies. Stella finds a barrel of fish in what looks to be the water master’s room and crawls into it.

Kashag gets the turtle from dagon and dashes up, his wings carrying him hundreds of feet into the air. A giant comes in past the curtain, “We’re looking for Hruk.” Dagon calls out in giant.

“Kill? To find?” He mutters disbelieving.


Completely destroying the giant and the minions that were following behind him the rest of the enemies flee back to the main chamber. Meanwhile Kashag drops the turtle from the sky and follows him down as he falls watching as he crashes into the ground. Morphing back into a giant and Dagon decides to create a mental link with him finding out that this was Hruk. They heal him and send him on his way back to Moog. He wanders off sobbing because he was turned into a turtle and almost died.

Finally feeling ready to approach Guh the team moves into the main chamber ready to kill everyone since Hruk is safe.

Session Eleven

Yudani takes a moment to talk to the mace feeling that he has finally accepted her. Have I finally proven myself to you?

Yes, you are worthy. My name is Ulim Daro, I was an aasimar. I lived hundreds of years ago, my human nature allowed me to do terrible things but I want to make up for what I’ve done.

Dagon hearing that Yudani has connected with her mace he begins attempting to talk to his rapier.

Feeling that the enemies will be coming to them again soon they make their way to the Queen. Lloyd forgets what they came to do, again. The party is convinced there is something wrong with him.

Entering the chamber they cut through the remaining minions with little trouble causing the goblin archers to cower and begin sobbing for fear of death. When the orcs see that the battle is turning against their favor they leave through the main entrance. Seeing Guh sitting on a wagon throne, a massive hulk of a female hill giant sinking into the wagon covered in filth.

Dagon suggests, “Hey, as a doctor I can say that you’re not looking too well. And you should probably start doing some push ups.” Managing to roll forward Guh topples through the grate in the floor. The party stands over the hole deciding what to do with her since she is still alive. Stella jumps down the hole landing on her flabby body and clawing at her. The rest of the company decides to fire their ranged weapons and spells until she dies. Feeling accomplished in their abilities they search her wagon.

They find a massive amount of treasure in her wagon and an interesting looking conch which, upon investigation has a teleportation spell on it. They decide to hang onto for now until they know more of what is going on with the giants and where the conch will teleport them to.

Interested in the gold reward they cut off Guh’s head and roll it to their horses, managing to tie it between them properly they make slow progress back to the Old Tower where they found Moog.

Session Twelve

When they make it back to the tower they find no sign of Moog or Hruk. Kashag managed to kill Guh as Shar demanded of him so he goes to the upper floor of the tower to await her arrival and find out if this will finally reunite him with his wife.

Lloyd offers to take the first watch, he notices a dark fog enter at the shattered roof of the tower but convinces himself that it’s nothing and proceeds to gamble with himself. Lloyd was in the process of throwing his gold out into the wilderness and then realizes that he was losing money to himself and puts it back in his pockets.

Meanwhile, the dark cloud floats over Kashag and Shar takes form, “You managed to kill the giant. I’m proud of you, but you still haven’t killed Thonin Arroway. So, you still have one thing left to do. Unless I think of something else.”

“Why do you keep making me do these things?”

“It’s fun watching you struggle.”

“What was that giant to you? You don’t care about man.”

“I like watching you suffer.”

“I have a question. Everything you’ve done, do you really think your wife will still love you?”

“Cut me deep Shar. Cut me real deep.”

“Well, better get to work. I have a lot of people I want dead.” She fades away leaving Kashag with a sick feeling.

Yudani wakes up to the sound of rolling dice and catches Lloyd, not keeping watch, she chastises him for his irresponsibility. Lloyd tells her about the dark cloud by the tower, but assures her that it was nothing as he heads to bed.

The night passes without further interruption and the party rests in relative peace.

Grudd Haug
Day Seven

Session Eight (continued)

Getting up the next day Dagon, Lloyd and Kashag go out to try to buy some horses. They make a deal and get 3 horses, although the seller tried to get more out of them since their armor is coated in literal gold. They head toward Grudd Haug to face Guh and end the hill giant threat. On the way there they discover an old tower. Upon nearing the tower Kashag sees four hawks circling it and calls out to them, but upon his call the hawks cry out and attack him. Their beaks cut into him at all angles, flailing through the air he swings his wings hard and pulls back from them throwing a fireball into them. He scorches the birds, the party beneath him sees the struggle, and Shorty commands her spider to make a web to catch the birds.

As they near the tower the crying stops, Dagon Lloyd and Yudani manage to push the boulder out of the way and meet Moog. She initially attacks, but Dagon suggests they are friends with each other. She tells them about her husband Hruk and how Guh stole him from her. The party offers to help her and she is ecstatic to tell them everything she knows about the den.

Dagon’s ring from Arleosa disintegrates upon entering the tower and he finds treasure that Keltar Dardragon had left there. With specific directions to Grudd Haug the party arrives before noon. Flying above the group Kashag manages to see the den within a mile.


Session Nine

The party decides to send Kashag, Dagon and Shorty into the cave off of the den to scout it out. Kashag and Dagon go invisible and Shorty darts along the stumps scattered on the outskirts of the den. Upon entering they are met with the stench of blood and sweat, the floors and walls are damp mud, and the room is filled with the sound of snoring. The party sees several cots lying around the room, one of which is occupied by a sleeping hill giant. Kashag moves into a western chamber to see more cots and a second sleeping giant. Creeping along further west the path opens up into a cave with a bloodstained wooden table of giant size, two crates of pig entrails, a barrel of filth, and two iron cages, each containing a boar.

Kashag follows the cave further west and sees a massive cave, a river seeps through a gash in the north wall and forms a stream that cuts across the eastern half of the area before spilling out through a hole in the south wall, tumbling down logs as it goes. A wooden bridge spans the stream at one point. Smaller rivulets also seep into the room and connect to the wider stream, but they are narrow enough to step over. Timber pillars caked in mud support the 30 foot high ceiling, which has three circular holes cut into it. Crisscrossing wooden beams cover these holes. Scores of fat pigs snort, waddle about, wallow in the mud, and gorge themselves at wooden troughs overflowing with slop. Tending the pigs are seven mud-covered bugbears and an ettin.

Kashag backs off and tells his comrades the situation, he and Dagon return to Lloyd Yudani and Stella to tell them of the enemies ahead. They decide this entrance is their best bet and head toward the cave entrance. Yudani blunders along and the sound of a gong crashes through the air from the tower to the west and the party realizes their approach is a bit less sneaky now. They enter the cave entrance and Dagon quickly makes an illusion of a female hill giant in an attempt to distract the male. Shorty lies in wait along the north-western cave.

Dagon hides and tries to throw his voice to the female giant near Shorty’s location but he can’t manage it and instead of falling for the trick the male giant investigates the area Dagon is hiding. But being unable to find him approaches the female illusion. Dagon, not trusting his performance, creeps nearer to the illusion and speaks to the male, “I’ll lay with you if you find me some food, it has to be fresh though. What’s your name?”

The male, having been down here for quite some time, is not keen on waiting, “Bed now, then food. Gar.”

Dagon, frustrated, “I’m so hungry, no bed.”

Not persuaded in the slightest the giant reaches for her, “Bed now!”

Shorty decides to attack at that moment before they are found out. Striking quickly against him, Dagon follows suit, Kashag backs away watching for the second giant, Yudani swings against the giant hard sending it stumbling, Stella sweeps her claws at him with three hard blows, Lloyd takes up the rear calling out “Shillelagh” as he imbues his staff with power and hits the giant hard. In an instant the giant has fallen, tumbling forward toward Dagon and Shorty. Dagon manages to dart out of the way but Shorty is pinned beneath the creature, crushed into the blood and mud beneath.

The second giant rushes into the room to be met with Kashag hitting him with spells before he can step into the room. Angry with these small folk he strikes out, hitting Kashag with two fists. The party strikes out at the giant quickly, feeling overwhelmed in the cave entrance the giant swings wildly, crushing his own hand against a wall. He crumples to the ground in agony, Dagon approaches him and asks his name. Unwilling to speak Dagon demands if he knows Moog, he cradles his hand and looks at his tormentors, “Who?” Dagon asks where Hruk is, hoping to save his own life the giant tells them Hruk guards the main entrance.

Shorty cuts across his throat, spilling the last of his life as he falls into the mud at his feet. Advancing toward the pig den the party attempts to sneak in, Kashag manages to crouch behind some pigs, Dagon creeps toward a trough of slop, Yudani tries to enter the room stealthily but alerts the entire room to her presence. Shorty and Stella are hidden around the bend of the cave. Dagon, caught in the open, creates an illusion of a bridge near the real one in the hope that the bugbears will be swept away by the river.

Upon seeing the adventurers the ettin leaves the room toward a western cave. The seven bugbears begin to converge on the party, Dagon with his arms outstretched to create the illusion is struck from the left, a javelin piercing straight through his arm. The other bugbears throw wide hitting the mud walls to no effect. Using the distraction Shorty darts toward Kashag, hiding with him. Using the distraction of Dagon and Yudani, Kashag takes flight, preparing to throw a fireball at the real bridge to destroy it if any bugbears try to cross.

Another volley of javelins miss their targets entirely except for one that nics Yudani. Stella rushes out and leaps across the river toward an unfortunate bugbear tearing straight through him and making her way to a second one tearing out his throat just as viciously. Her comrades look on in abject horror as they wonder just what type of woman they invited into their midst. Three bugbears step onto the illusory bridge at the same time and tumble into the river. One of them manages to grab onto the soft muddy bank while his comrade disappears. He pulls himself onto the bank only to swing his morningstar to wide in an attempt to crush Lloyd and he stumbles back into the river and goes crashing out of the cave.

Two bugbears step out of a cave to the north but Kashag throws out the fireball he created, completely incinerating them before they can even gauge the situation. The remaining two bugbears are killed with ease by the party as they move toward the cave the ettin escaped to. Upon entering the room they find the ettin, a male hill giant and an otyugh. A river has punched a hole in the north wall, near a tunnel leading north, creating a stream that runs through the place. A crude log bridge spans the waterway, which flows out a gash in the south wall. Flies buzz around three blood-spattered wooden tables spaced about the room. A 30 foot wooden ladder climbs to a 20 foot wide hole in the ceiling. Lying atop the easternmost table is the carcass of a slaughtered pig.

Kashag transforms Dagon into a giant gorilla, Dagon moves almost within range of the giant and otyugh, Stella rushes toward the ettin and slashes at him three times. The first two blows land true but the third hits wide and she loses her balance, falling at the feet of the enemy. Lloyd, seeing three huge monsters casts slow, hitting all three of them. Shorty reaches into her Bag of Tricks and throws out a giant badger then draws her bow and fires at the giant. The ettin slams dangerously close to Stella, the giant tries to move toward the adventurers but can’t get within reach. The otyugh moves toward Dagon and lashes out with its tentacle opening up a gash on his arm. Yudani moves toward the ettin, attempting to protect Stella, striking against the giant with her bloodthirsty mace.

Kashag holds his attack, fascinated by the sight of his creation and the otyugh about to battle one another. Dagon picks up the earth beneath the giant badger and flings it toward the giant, slamming against him hard then he leaps onto the back of the otyugh. Stella slices into the ettin that dared to attempt to hit her, killing him viciously. Lloyd hangs back and uses ranged spells, unsure if he should move to far into the battlefield. Shorty fires another arrow at the giant, cutting into its throat, her badger tearing into his face in the same instant. Furious the giant crushes the badger on its shoulder. The otyugh lashes out but misses completely, their morale completely lost the giant and otyugh fall quickly.

Dagon tears the back of the otyugh open and tries to climb inside of it for warmth. The rest of the party collapses and rests after the battle.

Journey to Bargewright Inn
Day Five, Six

Session Seven (continued)

Day Five

With a new goal in mind the party heads toward Bargewright Inn to complete their promise to Shalvus. With the exchange of coin the party secures a carriage through Red Larch to Bargewright Inn. Lloyd claims he has a lead to what he is looking for, but the group has no idea what he is talking about, his poor performance in telling the story before seems to have abandoned everyone already. Flustered by them ignoring him initially, he tells the story again this time with the eloquence it deserves, but there is no telling if anyone will retain the knowledge he shared.

A night’s stay in Red Larch and the adventurer’s head East to Bargewright.

Day Six

Halfway to Bargewright the party is stopped by 5 bandits on horseback demanding a toll to use their road. Yudani, being the righteous woman she is, heads straight for the captain her voice booming out for them to stand down. Seeing a perfect opportunity, with four of the men in a near perfect straight line in the back, Dagon sneaks out of the carriage and hides in the brush along the road prepared to take them out.

Kashag, having lost two days of sleep studying his book, flops out of the cart and throws out a fireball as he falls to the ground. Seeing this Lloyd tries to use his Decanter of Endless Water to push the Captain into the flames but it just splashes across his beautiful chest, doing nothing in the process. Shorty fires an exceptionally powerful arrow and with a final blow Yudani crushes his glorious chest. Feeling accomplished, the party leaves the bodies strewn across the road and continue on their journey.

The party arrives at Bargewright Inn a walled community of ramshackle wooden towers and buildings overlooking the village of Womford across a long wooden bridge spanning the Dessarin River. Bargewright reeks of manure and filthy mud. It houses dealers who buy and sell horses, mules, and oxen, blacksmiths, wheelwrights, coopers, and wagonmakers. It has inns, stables and warehouses.

Session Eight

They immediately make their way to the Inn, following Shalvus’ lead. There they meet with Nalaskur Thaelond. Shalvus makes his report, about the giant sightings in Goldenfields and leaves the party. The group asks Nalaskur about what he intends to do with this information and he reveals he is a part of the Black Network. Nalaskur offers the adventurer’s a free meal and room for the night, he also awards them each 50 gold for delivering Shalvus to him safely. Not trusting him at all Kashag stays at the Inn and keeps an eye on him, Shorty stays behind and keeps an eye on Kashag, for reasons unknown…

Lloyd, Dagon and Yudani explore the town for a bit then decide to head over to Womford, a tiny village across the bridge from Bargewright. Since nightfall is nearing the townsfolk warn the party that there is a beast that comes out at night and takes people. Intrigued by this monster the three adventurers decide to get their comrades and take it out, even though the townspeople don’t offer a reward. Kashag and Shorty join their friends and once back at Womford they set a trap by setting out some clothes they’ve been wearing and placing an illusion of a man on them. They separate and hide behind buildings awaiting the monster’s arrival.

The beast arrives in the form of a bat, transforming into a man as he lands reaching for the illusion of the man, the illusion moves backward quickly screaming, “Don’t touch my ham!” Kashag settles in next to a stall by the creature readying a fireball, Lloyd verbally harasses the creature, revealing his existence in the process. Shorty darts out of the shadows and strikes at the man hitting him directly, but on running away from him she is struck by him.

Kashag bursts out and throws a fireball, setting the stalls and houses on fire in the process. Dagon strolls forward, completely confident as he pulls out the Sword of the Headless Horseman and swings at the man. Cutting his head clean off. With that the battle is over in a matter of seconds. Lloyd uses his decanter to put out the flames on the houses, Dagon bangs on a door and demands payment… The townsfolk give the party two cooked hams.

Feeling accomplished Lloyd pulls the clothes off the man and puts them on. Yudani, having listened to the townsfolk, recognizes the man as Arik Stillmarsh. The man that was staying at Bargewright Inn under the protection of Nalaskur. Already suspicious of the man the party confronts him.

Yudani is livid that he was allowing that vampire to kill people, but Nalaskur rationalized it as the people were like livestock to a vampire. Yudani was not convinced, but grudgingly let it go. Nalaskur offers up more information regarding the Black Network and their goals, he also offers the help of a bronze dragon if the party lets this episode go and he will forget they killed Arik. The party discusses it and ultimately decides they will go along with his deal, he smiles wide and tells them about a carriage that is traveling to the Troll in Flames, a tavern in the village of Mornbryn’s Shield.

Satisfied with their accomplishments the party settles into bed for the night. Yudani tries again the bond with the mace and manages to impress him a little with the death of the vampire but it is a small victory.

The Bloodbath of Amphail
Day Four

Session Five (continued)

Shorty immediately runs behind a building to hide, Lloyd uses some spells as the giants attack, and Kashag decides to create a hulking illusion of a dragon. The three giants separate, two attempt to squeeze between two houses while the third circles around the large stage. Before the two giants can make it past the building Lloyd uses his scroll, Wall of Fire to block their passage. Kashag tosses down a fireball, critically injuring the two giants trapped by the firewall. One giant turns back and intends to circle around the house to get into town safely. His comrade, confidant he can endure the wall of fire, enters it fearlessly and his bones clatter to the ground on the other side.

With one giant down the party is emboldened, Dagon and Yudani notice the fight and rush onto the scene. Both focus on the giant circling around the stage while Kashag keeps an eye on the one stomping around the house. After several blows from the party Lloyd pulls out his decanter of endless water and attempts to knock the giant down. His luck for the day seems to have run out as the water splashes across the giant. Seeing this epic fail Shorty reaches into her bag of tricks and tosses out a panther, it rushes the giant and with one heroic blow knocks the enormous creature to the ground.

Dagon sees the downed, wet, giant and sees an opportunity. With surprising grace he bounds over the giant and as he flips over him lightning spills from his open mouth nearly destroying the giant. As the giant pushes to his feet and continues moving toward the table the party members are struck with a realization, “The giant isn’t attacking anyone?”

Yudani, Lloyd and Kashag are immediately disgusted by what they have done and refuse to fight. Kashag instead makes an illusion of another giant beckoning to the remaining two, with a full bag of food, in hopes that they will leave. The giant by the stage sees his kin and starts to leave in that direction, Dagon makes his way the the giant near the house.

Shorty, unwilling to let the giant escape, follows him, “Shillelagh!” Lloyd yells at her striking out with his staff. Surprised and angered by the sudden blow she ignores him and takes off after the giant, deftly dodging a second strike. With a heroic effort she jumps onto her panther climbing up the giants back and slams her sword into his back, using her body weight to drag it down. Splitting him open and leaving his torn body behind her, feeling satisfied.

Dagon casts sleep on the giant and the party breathes a sigh of relief as the danger is gone, but wonders if there was real danger all along…

Session Six

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Session Seven

The party interrogates the remaining giant, “Why are you here?”

“For food.”



“You can’t just steal other people’s food. Why don’t you make your own?”

“Don’t know how…”

“If we let you take the food will you tell us where your home is?”

Looking at his fallen brothers, he shakes his head, “You will hurt them.”

“No, no, no.” Dagon says, a bit unconvincingly, “We just want to help them so they don’t do this.”

Feeling tempted by being able to take food to his leader he finally concedes, “It is called Grudd Haug, to the North East.”

While the giant collects his food for the information the party quietly discusses if they should kill him or not. Torn between what they should do, the giant leaves without any more bloodshed.

Tylandar arrives, “What is the meaning of this?” The party explains what happened, “You let him take my food!?”

“It was free food, it was going to get eaten anyway.” Kashag points out tartly.

“You’re right, I am sorry, I was flustered by this sudden attack. They should not just take our food.”

“We know where there hideout is and we will take care of the problem.” Dagon assures him.

With night fully upon them the party decides to sleep at Arleosa’s inn before starting on their journey once again. Instead of sleeping Kashag spends the entire night reading his book, Yudani attempts to attune to her mace but one word is whispered into her mind, “unworthy…” Frustrated she goes to sleep.

Exploring Waterdeep
Day Three

Session Four

Kashag, Shorty, and Yudani settle in for a wonderful breakfast set out for them by Milena, though Dagon and Lloyd are sent out into the street immediately. Dagon sends a message to Kashag to please bring breakfast to him and Lloyd, since Kashag is such a kind gentlebird, he does so.

Setting out for the day the party searches for the blacksmith in the North Ward, they come to Armor and Weapons but before the owner can greet them they leave the establishment to head to the richer section of the city in the Castle Ward. Here they meet Belhorn Gentleharp, the owner of The Gilded Lily; a smithy so covered in gold and finery that it barely maintains the image of a smithy.

The characters manage to convince Shorty, the richest of the group to buy armor for Kashag and Lloyd. Dagon then attempts to ask her to purchase his armor but she is not interested in the slightest, so in a last ditch effort he tries to seduce the proprietor. On his impressive success Belhorn invites him to the back room to discuss different pricing options. Upon seeing Belhorn holding the door open and licking his lips while rubbing his stomach Dagon feels a wave of nausea at what he is about to do.

He attempts to beg Shorty for money but she shows no interest in his suffering. Lloyd sneaks up beside her and places his hand on her shoulder, suddenly she is overcome with good nature as Lloyd whispers to her, “C’mon, you can buy him the armor.” Without a second thought she does so, Lloyd immediately leaves the establishment to run away from the enemy he has just made.

Kashag buys five flails and asks that they be attached to a circular ring, he was unwilling to share what this item would be used for but he was very excited to start to process of making it. Belhorn asks that they return around the afternoon to retrieve the created object. Since Yudani was unable to buy her armor the party heads back to Armor and Weapons and meet Emen.

Around this time Lloyd decides he wants to meet with Caeldur Marskyl in the Trade Ward to claim his reward. Dagon attempts, and fails, to seduce her into giving them a deal on the armor. After his utter failure Yudani approaches Emen with genuine interest. Flattered by her approach Emen asks the party to dispose of thugs that prey on the townspeople and tells them where they can usually be found.

The party heads out to the location and enter the poorest section of the city, the buildings are dilapidated and poorly maintained, there are several poor unfed masses of the problem the nobles would rather ignore. They come upon an alley and find five thugs circled around a sixth man, stripped of his clothing and beaten badly.

Unable to bear the scene of unnecessary violence Yudani approaches with a magically enhanced voice and demands the thugs stop and surrender immediately. All five turn on her, surprised to be stopped by what looks to be a lone woman, in armor in need of extreme repair. Unfazed by her thundering voice they ready themselves for the attack.

Meanwhile, Lloyd has made his way to the Trade Ward and finds House Thann, he meets with Caeldur Marskyl, the head butler of the house. Lloyd stands dumbfounded in the entryway, he suddenly loses all the information he once contained about why he needed to come to this house. He mentions Zi Liang to Caeldur and he reminisces a bit about her and laments that she forsook her title to live among beasts and peasants. Lloyd’s memory is suddenly spurred to life and he searches his pouch for the black pearl, he presents it to Caeldur and the butler examines the gem for a moment, “Please wait here a moment.”

After a moment Caeldur returns with a servant that hurries up the stairs, a strained silence later and the servant returns with a spell scroll and a seemingly normal decanter. Before leaving Lloyd mentions that Zi is doing good work, and she seems to be helping the townspeople. Caeldur thanks him and says he just wants her to be happy.

Dagon, thinking quickly, casts sleep in the center of the thugs, but somehow he only manages to put the naked man to sleep. Surprised by his failure he ducks back behind some rubble in an attempt to prepare himself to fight properly. Kashag immediately takes flight, throwing out poison into the two nearest thugs. One dodges out of the way at the last second but his comrades isn’t so lucky. Shorty draws her shortbow and sinks an arrow into one of the thugs then dashes behind cover in preparation for their retaliation.

Two of the thugs seeing Kashag flying up into the air draw their crossbows and fire at him, one barely manages to graze him while the other shoots completely wide. The third thug reaches for his crossbow only to find that it is no longer on him (due to Dagon disarming him), unwilling to spend time searching for it with so many enemies he makes his way toward Yudani. The two thugs closest to Yudani take swings at her, yet her imposing figure causes them to miss half their attacks, and the ones that land are not as impressive as they imagined upon first seeing her.

Yudani lashes out against the men nearest her, frightening them with the strength of her blows, but they are certain she cannot defeat them both. Lloyd makes his way back to Emen’s smithy to see how his companions are doing. Dagon, seeing Yudani surrounded, rolls out from behind cover, nearly stumbling into the street in the process, and sinks his rapier into one of the thugs with slow precision then he rolls forward behind cover on the opposite wall.

Kashag sends out two firebolts at the men that dared to fire upon him. Shorty darts from her hiding place and sinks her blades into a thug by Yudani, her dextrous hands finding the soft spots and exploiting them then dashing back to the shadows. Still convinced they can defeat him the men attack in unison, but again their attacks don’t seem to shake her at all. Upon taking damage Yudani unleashes a hellish rebuke, raising her hand on the thug that sunk his blade into her and points her finger at him, cursing him in infernal.

His body is engulfed in flames and he falls into a pile of ash at her feet, she turns to the second thug and smiles slowly. With a mighty swing she cuts into him and he stumbles on weak legs before falling to the ground. Shaken by her hellish face the thug that was attempting to rush her runs into the alley and cowers near his remaining two allies. Lloyd enters the scene and takes in the carnage, without waiting to find out what is happening he uses his eldritch blast against the two men in the back left of the alley.

Feeling critically wounded, the thugs might surrender soon, but before they can think much on the matter a blur of movement along the wall catches their eye. They see a blue dragonborn running along the wall with expert precision and with a deep breath he blankets the three men in lightning. The pain locks their limbs in place, and they know they have to escape these monstrous foes, Dagon turns upon the wall as if it is solid ground beneath his feet and darts behind cover.

Still recovering from the lightning pulsing through their blood the men are met with two strong blasts of fire from Kashag felling one of them into a fiery heap, and the other is instantly assailed with a devastatingly powerful arrow that pierces him straight through.

With all the enemies defeated Dagon carries the unconscious victim outside the alley and wakes him up. He assures the man he means him no harm and gives him a gold coin to buy some clothes. The he does an investigation to see if the man is a drug addict, as far as he could tell, he was not.

Yudani hacks off a thugs head as proof of their victory, causing Lloyd to start throwing up. They attempt to dispose of the remains in the nearby abandoned buildings but nothing can hide the carnage that must have taken place here. Yudani does not hide the decapitated head on their way back to the smithy, she strides confidently down the streets with it slung across her shoulder.

The party returns to Emen and she is impressed with their work, she gives Yudani a beautifully made set of plate armor and takes the time to carve a heart into it with their names together.

Upon exiting the smithy the party is met with a crowd of citizens staring up into the sky, and they join in to see a massive castle floating 1,000 feet in the sky. After a few minutes of asking around they find out it is a cloud giant castle, but no one knows why they are there. During the distraction Lloyd steals coin from the unsuspecting nobles, and while he is distracted doing that, Shorty steals money from him.

Since Kashag is the only member that can fly he would rather get his weapon from the blacksmith and gather more information before heading there. Kashag and Dagon enter The Gilded Lily and find Belhorn, as cheerful as ever, with Kashag’s new weapon. Belhorn’s eyes light up when he sees Dagon, he suggests they talk in the other room but Dagon resists his charms.

The party immediately heads to The Lord’s Alliance headquarters to discover what secrets they might have about the cloud giants castle.

Session Five

Arriving at The Lord’s Alliance headquarters the party finds a lavish house, they are greeted by a nobleman that invites them in and informs them that Lady Laeral is the leader of the Lord’s Alliance in Waterdeep but she is gathering the Masked Lords of Waterdeep to plan their defenses against the giants if they decide to attack. Instead the party is introduced to second in command, Thonan Arroway.

Kashag is overcome by a sudden burning along the mark on his face and he is certain Thonan is a target from Shar.

Upon asking him simple questions, “How can we get to the floating castle?” Thonan responded with, “Lady Laeral is meeting with the Masked Lord’s to figure that out.”

After several minutes of fruitless conversation Dagon managed to see a sheet of paper signed by Lady Laeral and memorized her signature while Kashag managed to get the location of Lady Laeral. Dagon manages to sneak into an unoccupied room and snags some papers that describe other giant attacks on different towns.

A short journey later and the group finds themselves near a large castle overlooking the vast city. Before entering Dagon forges a document to enter but the guard is not convinced by the poor attempt. Instead of turn the group away he leads them to Lady Laeral. The group begins the conversation by asking about what her plans are regarding the castle in the sky, but she has little interest in telling them. She sees through their lies and tells them little in the way of what to do to get to the castle, she does not trust these adventurers.

“You adventurers always think you are the center of the world. While I appreciate what you think you can do, I do not have time to send you on a journey that could endanger my city. I will take care of this threat when I am able, but at the moment I have nothing for you.”

Yudani manages to grit her teeth from the hatred of this noble infested city and speak up before leaving, “We have killed giants before, if you find yourself in need of aid, please think of us first.” Lady Laeral takes the advice into consideration but it isn’t quite clear if she will call on the adventurers at a later date.

Completely lost to what they are meant to do the party spends a bit of time arguing over what they should do, half convinced they should try to get to the castle and the other half convinced it is too dangerous to attempt. As Kashag is the only member that can fly the party decides against trying to get to the castle. Instead they go to Emen to ask about transportation, on their way there they run into Shalvus and ask him about getting to the castle. He mentions a catapult but Kashag is not at all interested in having people flung 1,000 feet in the air to MAYBE land safely.

Yudani enters Emen’s smithy alone and asks about purchasing a ride out of town, they chat about how long it will take to leave Waterdeep and the cost of it. Right as Yudani is leaving Emen mentions that she can write when she has the time and next time she comes to town she has a place to stay. Yudani agrees and sashays sexily out of the smithy.

Meanwhile Dagon was eavesdropping and upon Yudani exiting he attempted to stealthy roll away but Yudani noticed immediately.

“What are you doing?”

“I was just making sure everything was ok…” Dagon responds slyly, Yudani eyes him suspiciously but lets it go.

The party secures travel to Amphail.

Night begins to fall before they arrive and they end up spending the night at The Sleeping Dragon run by Yondral Horn, a retired adventurer, in Rassalantar, a quiet village full of walled farms and grazing sheep. Yudani, Shorty, and Kashag secure rooms for the night while Lloyd and Dagon attempt to outdrink each other. They are so fixated on doing this that they end up passing out right at the table.

After nearly another full day of travel the party comes to Amphail. Dagon meets with Arleosa Starhenge, the proprietor of Stag-Horned Flagon, the local tavern. Yudani and Shorty wait outside the tavern to see what the townsfolk are up to. Dagon, Kashag and Lloyd meet Arleosa and she is the most gorgeous woman they have seen thus far. Before Dagon can even decide to approach her or not Kashag insists Dagon seduce her, “If I didn’t have a wife…”

Flattered by the attention of Lloyd and Dagon Arleosa tells them of her adventures with Miros in the traveling carnival troupe. She playfully recalls that she captivated a few adventurous admirers in her day. “One of them was so enchanted with me that he gave me this ring and told me that it represented a special favor. All I needed to do was whisper his name, Keltar Dardragon, into the ring and he would help.” She gives Dagon the wooden ring and wishes him luck. Before she can get back to work Dagon draws her into an illicit conversation, she is flattered by his interest and invites him up to her room. Lloyd butts in, “You want fuck?”

Arleosa is so enthralled with Dagon’s expert seduction that she doesn’t even notice the weak attempt.

Yudani senses a disruption in the fabric of reality and upon entering the tavern she sees Dagon being led upstairs by a gorgeous woman. Unable to follow them she instead stands in the center of the pub griping about Dagon taking such a gorgeous woman.

After a time Dagon rejoins the party looking entirely pleased with himself, Yudani glowers at him as they make their way back outside. Upon inspecting the town Shorty notices flyers being handed out to people pronouncing the birthday of Tylandar Roaringhorn. The finest food and ale will be provided for a banquet. Yudani overhears some townspeople muttering that this is a blatant attempt by the noble to warm hearts before he takes over as lord warder when Lord Ilzimmer’s tenure is concluded.

The mention of free food draws the party to the square. Lloyd immediately tries to interest random townsfolk in gambling with him, but he cannot manage to get anyone’s attention. Shorty finds a huge pile of chicken and eats it while staring at Kashag. Kashag eats quietly on his own. Dagon approaches Arleosa, ready for round two, and manages to convince her to leave the party. Before separating from everyone he stops by Yudani and convinces Arleosa to let the woman join in. Lloyd again attempts to say something but no one notices him.

The three of them go back to the tavern, Dagon is a bit tired so his performance isn’t as grand as before but Yudani is so amazing that Arleosa doesn’t even notice the difference. Feeling refreshed and satisfied they return to the party. Before they make it back three giants stroll into town. Making a beeline for the tables full of townspeople.

Thinking fast the party members decide to take out the threat before they reach the townspeople. Nearly all of the townsfolk run screaming. Acting quickly Kashag takes flight, Lloyd rushes forward, Shorty grudgingly gets up from her chicken.

Shorty immediately runs behind a building to hide, Lloyd uses some spells as the giants attack, and Kashag decides to create a hulking illusion of a dragon. The three giants separate, two attempt to squeeze between two houses while the third circles around the large stage. Before the two giants can make it past the building Lloyd uses his scroll, Wall of Fire to block their passage. Kashag tosses down a fireball, critically injuring the two giants trapped by the firewall. One giant turns back and intends to circle around

Heading to Waterdeep
Day Two

Session Three

Feeling well rested after the nights events the party comes together in the morning to have a hearty breakfast and figure out what is causing the sudden rise in giant attacks. Naxene tells Kashag that he should seek out the Lord’s Alliance and tell them to enlist the help of dragons to fight the giant attacks, she is certain they will agree that desperate times call for desperate measures. She talks about a friend she has in Waterdeep named Chazlauth Yarghorn who can give him more information about dragons.

Dagon insults Naxene upon finding out Miros is pining after her and manages to get kicked out of the bar and earn the dislike of the innkeeper. Miros, under Kashag’s advice, approaches Naxene properly. Though unable to hear the discussion the huge smile on Miros’ face can only mean he succeeded.

Well-fed and ready to seize the day the party goes to gather information, Dagon Lloyd and Kashag notice that Yudani is glancing at random trees and they convince her to try talking to them because they are sure one of them is Lifferlas. Yudani proceeds to try to talk to random trees while Dagon, Lloyd and Kashag attempt to stifle their laughter. While this is happening Lifferlas tells Shorty of his creater, the moon elf druid named Aerglas, who went to Shadowtop Cathedral. He suggests she find him.

After getting all the information from Lifferlas, Shorty returns to the group and ask them why they are talking to trees. From this point the group meets with the abbot and Kashag directs pointed words at him about Strog, to which Ellardin responds noncommittally.

Zi Liang finds Lloyd and gives him a black pearl and tells him that he should seek out House Thann in Waterdeep, the head butler Cauldar Marskyl will know what it means.

The party discovers that they can get a ride on a carriage to Waterdeep, so on their way there they encounter Shalvus Martholio, and he requests an escort to Bargewright Inn. Upon agreeing he joins the carriage, and just as they are about to leave Miros stops the carriage. He angrily admits that Dagon did defend the town, he provides him with a map and tells the party to seek out Arleosa Starhenge, the owner of Stag-Horned Flagon in Amphail.

On the carriage ride each person shares the details of their life:

Lloyd is in search of his sister who was taken, he went as far as to make a deal with an archfey to make that possible.

Dagon is searching for the cause of his clan’s death, and he was searching for Shorty but upon finding her he isn’t sure she is the teacher he dreamed of.

Kashag is completing tasks for Shar in exchange for the return of his wife.

Yudani is seeking revenge on a petty nobleman that destroyed her home and killed her kin because she stood up for what was right and the nobleman’s son died in the process.

Shorty shares nothing of her life, not even her last name.

Upon arriving in Waterdeep the party finds that it is approaching evening and the carriage driver tells them that only the rich are welcome in Waterdeep but tells them of the nearest inn anyway. Shalvus is nowhere to be found after this conversation, confused, but tired the party goes on without him.

They arrive at an inn named “The Golden Nest”, they enter to be met with a raucous crowd of nobles, the innkeeper Milena. Upon seeing the poor state of the characters she refuses to serve them, she goes so far that Shorty finally declares she is noble and claims the name Vallakovich which immediately grants her a room, she claims Yudani and Kashag as servants and departs to her quarters. Stuck downstairs with, seemingly, no other option Dagon decides to charm her, and in doing so gets a room.

But the charm will only last an hour, so upon entering the room with Lloyd they begin to plan how to trick her into leaving them alone for the night. At first Dagon thinks he should create an illusion of a bed and hide under it, but then there would be an extra bed in the room. Along this train of thought Lloyd tries to push the dresser out the window so they can replace it with an illusion and hide in that until she leaves.

This conversation continues until there is a knock at the door, Dagon stands in a corner of the room and Lloyd creates an illusion in the image of a noble and opens the door. Milena, seeing Dagon, glares at him completely ignoring the noble, “You embarrassed me in front of my peers, you can stay, but you will leave first thing in the morning.”

Basking in their success Lloyd and Dagon settle in for the night.

Defending Goldenfields
Day One

Session One

Finding themselves in the huge temple-farm, Goldenfields, the characters are settling in for the evening at Northfurrow’s End, the local inn. As they are introducing themselves a cry breaks the night air, “We’re under attack!” The characters gather their wits and head outside to investigate. They meet a very intoxicated halfling named Oren Yogilvy that informs them that ogres are headed toward town.

The characters agree to face this threat head on, and are joined by Shalvus Martholio, Miros Xelbrin, Zi Liang, Lifferlas, and Naxene Drathkala.

Upon reaching town they see two ogres, four bugbears, and ten goblins tearing into the longhouses in search of something. Buildings are smashed open as they approach, with a quick wit Lloyd decides to charm a bugbear and Dagon does the same to an ogre. In an instant the comrades suddenly turn on one another, and what could have been a disastrous battle instead turns brethren against one another.

Yudani, Shorty, Kashag, Lloyd and Dagon manage to keep their respective comrades alive and once the enemies have all fallen they investigate the area to find that the tracks lead to a destroyed wall where two hill giants are currently climbing over. Lloyd attempts to flee this battle but he is expertly restrained by Dagon, who assures him they can fight these monsters together.

Session Two

As the sky lightens with the dawn they can see a horde of enemies outside the wall: 4 hill giants, 8 ogres, 8 bugbears, and 30 goblins. Arches and guards on the wall take care of these enemies as the adventurers take up the threat within the wall.

10 guards ready their weapons as the heroes rush forth to confront the attacking giants as they hurl massive stones at their enemies. With every attack against the giants they attempt to retaliate but cannot manage to hit the elusive heroes with any impact. Shorty uses her bag of tricks to throw a giant badger at the enemies only to have the creature be so confused it cannot manage to land a meaningful hit.

With desperation one giant hefts an enormous stone and throws it down at Yudani, the closest foe, but she stands so fearlessly before him that at the last second he twists his wrist the wrong way and instead of crushing her the stone lands harmlessly beside her shaking the ground beneath her feet.

The guards throw their javelins with a frightening precision, so frightening that they hit the stone wall and whiz through the air harmlessly half the time. But the pain of the weapons is enough to earn a stone, one thrown with such strength and precision that is crushes two valiant guards before they can defend themselves.

As the battle progresses one of the giants falls, in a last ditch effort the remaining giant continues on valiantly but as he becomes weaker he falls to the ground weeping. With a bit of coaxing Dagon and Lloyd manage to get the giant to explain himself, “Guh wants food. Get food for Guh. Grudd Haug home.”

Dagon attempts to slay the giant but doesn’t manage to deal the killing blow, instead the battle comes to a close and Lloyd, under the assumption that Zi is in charge, tells her they should just give food to the giants. But upon realization she is not in control of anything tells Kashag, according to the guards, the captain is on the wall.

Kashag flies up to the wall and manages to find the captain and asks that he comes down to speak with his companions. They come to know this man as Strog Thunderblade, Lloyd again suggests that he allow the giants to take some food so they will stop attacking, but ignoring him Strog deals the final blow to the giant and says, “We do not make deals with giants.”

Lloyd is horrified by this behavior but Strog introduces himself properly and pleasantly to the group. Not long after this the Abbot, Ellardin Darovik rushes to the wall to see what has been happening and Strog immediately tries to claim victory.

Before he can finish his sentence several of the group cry out that he is lying. Kashag goes as far as to suggest the abbot should be relieved of his position. Ellardin says he will seriously think on it, considering the events that happened and the fact that an attack happened a few months back and Strog was supposed to repair the wall and recruit more soldiers in case of an event such as this one.

Exhausted from the unexpected attack the party returns to the inn and falls asleep instantly.


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